Vaginas & Chicken Heads!

Arriving at the checkout…and still with some bronchitis…I politely coughed…with my hand over my mouth. Two women were right behind me…

1st Woman to the other – “Hmph…why does this boy think we want to share in his germs…I eh wanna be sick”. (The response of the other “lady” was too offensive to say here).

Me – “Ladies, allow me to apologize…I’m sensitive to infections, and actually allergic to yeast. I think you may find that one or both of you is carrying some kind of vaginal infection…but you’re in luck…they sell antibiotics here!”

The women picked up their frozen chicken heads and scurried away…!!



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