Valentines Doll…!

calls local greeting card store…

“Hi, your ad says “Everything you need for Valentine’s..”
-“Yes, we have cards, toys, teddies, candles”
“Great! I’d like a female, petite, smiley, funny, down to earth…and maybe a little kinky for those moments when I feel a little frisky”
-“Sorry, we don’t sell women”
“But you said “EVERYTHING” I need!”
-“..Goodbye sir!”
“Ok..ok..ok..sorry…listen…how about a blow up one then…?”
……-*(beeeep)!