The Girl at the Gas Station…

“The Girl at the Gas Station (to be known as “gags”)”…

Ray – “Hi, can you put $50 in please…”
Gags – “uggg”
Ray – “Thanks…”
Gags – “You can take me wid u for 50 more Mr White Man….”
Ray – “(gags…!!) No….lord no…thank you(?)….but no!”
Gags – “F*** you then man!”
Ray – “Look, I said NO already!!”

I got outta there so fast…and I was half way home before I realised I’d forgotten the car!!!

Brontosaurus….?

…calls local supermarket…
“Hi, could you tell me…do you sell Brontosaurus?”
“Yes sir….ummm…can you hold on please?…Sir….did you say Brontosaurus?”
“Yes…yes I did…it’s for xmas….”
“Oh, that’s nice…how do you spell it?”
“BRONTOSAURUS…”
“I’m sorry sir, I don’t think we have it”
“Oh ok then…how about Albatross??!”
“Sorry sir, I’ll have to check…..”